After witnessing an unfortunate "I see London..." incident on a windy day, I was reminded of how smart I am to make the declaration that I will never wear a skirt. Here are my many reasons for not engaging in this female tradition:
1. Windy days (formerly my #6 reason).
2. If Lily can pull my shirt down to my navel, I can only assume she could pull a skirt up to it.
3. It gets cold here in Ohio and I don't think jeans under a skirt are cute when you're 30.
4. Bird legs. Not tweety bird legs. Big, meaty chicken drumstick legs.
5. You can't ride a bike in a skirt (this is also on my list of why I never ride a bike)
6. Bruises on my legs. Always. I am not anemic. I am not clumsy. I am not abused. I don't know how this could be, but it is.
7. Upskirt shots. I'm pretty famous and you never know when the paparazzo is right around the corner.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
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