#114: So while cooking, you don't have to set your (plastic) measuring cup on a hot burner.
#115: So that when the Fire Department arrives, you are only 99% embarrassed, not a full 100%.
So here's the story. I was boiling water and instead of turning on the rear burner where the pot of water was, I thought I'd turn on the front burner where I set my measuring cup. Smart, I know. Rarely do I have a smart moment anymore. I blame Lily, she's very distracting.
So, the measuring cup started smoking, which smelled awesome, and I took it off the burner and rushed Lily outside. I ran inside to get my laptop (what else would you do in an emergency?). I googled "burned plastic toxic".
Now, pay attention, because this is where I got really smart.
Instead of clicking on a legitimate link such as from a fire department, I immediately scrolled down to a Yahoo Answers response which convinced me that both Lily and I inhaled carcinogenic fumes and we might as well dig our graves now.
Oh, it gets better.
My next google was for the Oxford Fire Department phone number and I called them to see if they thought it would be toxic. The very nice lady responded that there were no firemen in the building but that she would call them and they would call me back. Oh, ok?
They called back and said they'd like to come to my house and check it out. My first thought, of course, was not, "Oh, I'm so glad, I want to make sure Lily is safe". It was, instead, "Crap! My house is a mess!"
As Lily and I were sitting on the porch waiting for our heroes to arrive, I saw the EMT truck go past our road and go onto the next street. I thought, no way do they not know where our street is. It's Oxford. Very small town. Even I know all of the roads in Oxford.
Ok, that's not true, but still, I'm not a fireman.
They turned around and finally found us. And they were very nice. And what, you ask, was their recommendation upon smelling this toxic death-gas?
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.
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A can of Lysol.
Yup. A can of Lysol. Should take care of the problem in no time. Uh, thanks. Ok, I suppose Lily and I can refill those graves we dug out earlier. Whew.
And a note that only Courtney has permission to read: I write this post making no mention of the incident three months ago at your house. You know, the time where I placed a bag on a hot burner and we all had to camp out in Charlie's bedroom because of the fumes. Because, really, I like to make fun of myself, but there is a limit as to how stupid I want other people to think I am.
And to my Firefighter friend Joe (as I'm sure you are among my regular readers), I know fire safety is no joke. It is not funny. It is a serious issue. Thank you for all your firefighting.
And yet another note, that all of my friends can read: Don't allow me in your kitchen. Especially not near your stove.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
My Secret is Out...
I know I look like I've got it all together. I'm poised and well-spoken and a great mom. My daughter is perfectly behaved. I dress elegantly. I drive the nicest car (a Toyota Matrix!) and run 4 miles a day (well, I walk around the house).
But, there is one little secret that I've been hiding. It's a secret that no one would be able to guess from looking at my perfect exterior. Every minute of every day I'm worried that someone will find out. Well folks, here I am. Spilling it. Letting the cat out of the bag. Airing my dirty laundry.
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.
.
I hate housework. I'm horrible at it. I rarely do it. If you ever drop by my house unannounced, you would be horrified. You would no longer allow your children to play with mine. My landlord would kick me out. My mother would disown me.
Ok, that's a bit over the top. It's not so much that it's nasty or grimy. It's not (today, anyways). It's just a little dishevelled. This morning when the phone rang, I realized all three cordless phones were in the same room because they rang in stereo. But I couldn't find even one of them. Over the years, I've purchased hundreds of dollars of items that I already own but cannot find. I've seriously considered having labels made up saying clean and dirty to set on the piles of laundry. That's a little easier than actually doing the laundry, right?
But, this is about to change! Having been motivated by a three minute segment on Good Morning America (that I couldn't even watch because I was rushing to get out of the house this morning), I am ready to do some spring cleaning.
And Lily's coming along for the ride. Because, where else would she go? Not only did she come along for the ride, but she helped. Number of tasks I completed: 524. Number of tasks she completed: -13. Yes, that's a negative sign.
Fortunately, both her and I did learn a few things about housework on our journey this morning.
She learned the proper way to clean a lampshade (blow on it, then dust the shelf below it).
She also learned how much dust can collect on the vertical surfaces of a couch. Huh. News to me, too.
I learned that it's not that hard to vacuum while in a "I'm a Little Teapot" pose.
I learned that she knows how take the cap off a pen. Then we both learned how to clean pen off the couch.
Overall, a very informative morning.
I also realized just how much crud can collect behind the furniture. Here's just a short list:
Step One: complete. I even put the furniture back up against the wall when I was done. Go me! I was on a roll. You're welcome honey.
But, there is one little secret that I've been hiding. It's a secret that no one would be able to guess from looking at my perfect exterior. Every minute of every day I'm worried that someone will find out. Well folks, here I am. Spilling it. Letting the cat out of the bag. Airing my dirty laundry.
.
.
.
I hate housework. I'm horrible at it. I rarely do it. If you ever drop by my house unannounced, you would be horrified. You would no longer allow your children to play with mine. My landlord would kick me out. My mother would disown me.
Ok, that's a bit over the top. It's not so much that it's nasty or grimy. It's not (today, anyways). It's just a little dishevelled. This morning when the phone rang, I realized all three cordless phones were in the same room because they rang in stereo. But I couldn't find even one of them. Over the years, I've purchased hundreds of dollars of items that I already own but cannot find. I've seriously considered having labels made up saying clean and dirty to set on the piles of laundry. That's a little easier than actually doing the laundry, right?
But, this is about to change! Having been motivated by a three minute segment on Good Morning America (that I couldn't even watch because I was rushing to get out of the house this morning), I am ready to do some spring cleaning.
And Lily's coming along for the ride. Because, where else would she go? Not only did she come along for the ride, but she helped. Number of tasks I completed: 524. Number of tasks she completed: -13. Yes, that's a negative sign.Fortunately, both her and I did learn a few things about housework on our journey this morning.
She learned the proper way to clean a lampshade (blow on it, then dust the shelf below it).
She also learned how much dust can collect on the vertical surfaces of a couch. Huh. News to me, too.
I learned that it's not that hard to vacuum while in a "I'm a Little Teapot" pose.
I learned that she knows how take the cap off a pen. Then we both learned how to clean pen off the couch.
Overall, a very informative morning.
I also realized just how much crud can collect behind the furniture. Here's just a short list:
Enough coins for a fancy dinner (here we come B-Dubs! Hey, it's fancy).
2 Butterfinger mini wrappers (prayed I'd find the butterfingers. I didn't).
About 200 Nerds. The candy, not the people. Was tempted to eat them. Didn't.
Half dozen nail clippings. Who sneaks in here at night and clips their nails on the couch? Gross.
Dirty spongebob bandaid. Yup, with a little spot of blood on it. We know who to blame for that one.
6 missing drink coasters. We've been looking for those!!
A diaper. It was clean.
Several tissues. They we not.
Step One: complete. I even put the furniture back up against the wall when I was done. Go me! I was on a roll. You're welcome honey.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Busy Busy week
MONDAY
We have had the busiest week so far. Monday, the Early Intervention Specialist and Speech Therapist came for a visit. They watched Lily eat to see if she has any issues with textures or with moving her mouth properly. On the menu: leftover pork meatballs and risotto. How lucky was it that the one time we have fancy leftovers we have company! Whoo Hoo! Also on the menu: tater tots. You know, just in case she turned up her nose at the fancy pork thing.
She ate very well, probably in defiance of me telling everyone what a picky eater she is. They think that Lily does fine with different textures but that her mouth seems to get tired quickly and she may have difficulty moving food around her mouth. This is all pretty common in kids with low muscle tone, so no surprises there. But, it would help explain pickiness and low weight.
While they were here they asked if I had ever noticed Lily 'space out' or seem to 'look through me instead of at me'. I asked what they were getting at and one of the ladies noticed Lily doing this which might indicate a petit mal seizure. Ugh.
No, never noticed it. But, that very day, Rob was sitting with her in the backseat of the car when she spaced out and her eyes rolled in the back of her head. Lasted only a few seconds and she seemed fine after that. Feel like a horrible mom for never having noticed this before.... bleh.
TUESDAY
Nurse came for a visit to enroll Lily in the disability insurance program. Whoo Hoo. They will pay for any diagnostic tests that our insurance does not pay for. Once Lily has a diagnosis (if she gets a diagnosis), they may also help pay for treatment costs.
WEDNESDAY
This was the big day. Went to Cincinnati Children's Hospital to meet with the geneticist. Spent two hours meeting with about 7 different doctors/nurses/lab people/nutritionist. Learned a few things that we already knew:
1. She does not have any facial characteristics for metabolic disorders.
2. She has good cognitive skills. :)
3. She doesn't like doctors. Or nurses. Or lab people. Or nutritionists.
4. Add more butter to her food to fatten her up.
No really, we did get some good suggestions about how to fatten her up. And, they want us to try a milk-based calorie booster even though it has milk protein which Lily doesn't tolerate well and it will keep her (and me) up all night. But, whatever.
I was also told that I may be told to stop nursing. Not their decision. She's been gaining weight very well since her 12 month appt, so her weight is becoming less of a concern.
The doc ran bloodwork for metabolic disorders, renal activity and a complete blood count. We also had to tape a bag to her diaper area to collect urine. In the two hours that we were there she didn't pee once (of course). So, she peed by the time we got home and I have to take it back there tomorrow.
Have to go back in two weeks for a weight check and was given a referral to neurology. Exhausting day. Tomorrow I have only one thing on my to-do list:
That would make a nice title to a country song.
We have had the busiest week so far. Monday, the Early Intervention Specialist and Speech Therapist came for a visit. They watched Lily eat to see if she has any issues with textures or with moving her mouth properly. On the menu: leftover pork meatballs and risotto. How lucky was it that the one time we have fancy leftovers we have company! Whoo Hoo! Also on the menu: tater tots. You know, just in case she turned up her nose at the fancy pork thing.
She ate very well, probably in defiance of me telling everyone what a picky eater she is. They think that Lily does fine with different textures but that her mouth seems to get tired quickly and she may have difficulty moving food around her mouth. This is all pretty common in kids with low muscle tone, so no surprises there. But, it would help explain pickiness and low weight.
While they were here they asked if I had ever noticed Lily 'space out' or seem to 'look through me instead of at me'. I asked what they were getting at and one of the ladies noticed Lily doing this which might indicate a petit mal seizure. Ugh.
No, never noticed it. But, that very day, Rob was sitting with her in the backseat of the car when she spaced out and her eyes rolled in the back of her head. Lasted only a few seconds and she seemed fine after that. Feel like a horrible mom for never having noticed this before.... bleh.
TUESDAY
Nurse came for a visit to enroll Lily in the disability insurance program. Whoo Hoo. They will pay for any diagnostic tests that our insurance does not pay for. Once Lily has a diagnosis (if she gets a diagnosis), they may also help pay for treatment costs.
WEDNESDAY
This was the big day. Went to Cincinnati Children's Hospital to meet with the geneticist. Spent two hours meeting with about 7 different doctors/nurses/lab people/nutritionist. Learned a few things that we already knew:
1. She does not have any facial characteristics for metabolic disorders.
2. She has good cognitive skills. :)
3. She doesn't like doctors. Or nurses. Or lab people. Or nutritionists.
4. Add more butter to her food to fatten her up.
No really, we did get some good suggestions about how to fatten her up. And, they want us to try a milk-based calorie booster even though it has milk protein which Lily doesn't tolerate well and it will keep her (and me) up all night. But, whatever.
I was also told that I may be told to stop nursing. Not their decision. She's been gaining weight very well since her 12 month appt, so her weight is becoming less of a concern.
The doc ran bloodwork for metabolic disorders, renal activity and a complete blood count. We also had to tape a bag to her diaper area to collect urine. In the two hours that we were there she didn't pee once (of course). So, she peed by the time we got home and I have to take it back there tomorrow.
Have to go back in two weeks for a weight check and was given a referral to neurology. Exhausting day. Tomorrow I have only one thing on my to-do list:
Drive the pee to Cincinnati.
That would make a nice title to a country song.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Lily Update
When Lily was born she weighed a healthy 9 lbs, 3 oz. She was given a wonderful bill of health, no hint of jaundice, no problems with blood sugar, just extremely healthy. Healthy, until she was about 5 months old and we realized that she wasn't gaining much weight. The doctor reassured us that she probably just hit a plateau and we just needed to keep an eye on it. So, that's what we did. At six months, absolutely no gain.
By her 9 month appt, the doc diagnosed her with failure to thrive and suggested that we do some testing, just to make sure iron levels, lead levels, etc were all normal. They were.
Fast forward to her 12 month appt and she again had a very small weight gain. She weighed only 15lbs 15oz. Which means that she had gained only 6-1/2 lbs in her first year of life. More testing. Cystic fibrosis- negative. Celiac disease- negative. Thyroid probs-negative.
Ok...
When Lily was 14 months she finally started being interested in trying to walk. Until this point she had barely done much cruising and, although she had been scooting around for months, she never crawled. As she started practicing walking, I noticed that her right foot was dragging. She could make large motions with her left foot, but the right one continued to drag.
I called the Early Intervention program in our county. Between the EI specialist and our doctor we now know that Lily has hypotonia, which means low muscle tone. She is very wobbly when trying to walk and cannot stand on her own for more than 5-10 seconds.
And, although she no longer seems to be dragging her right leg, we've since noticed several other areas where she's not developing correctly.
She has a tremor in her hands and trunk. This is especially noticeable when she is trying to do small motor tasks, like grabbing a pen or putting a coin in a slot. Also, when she's tired. When she first wakes up from a nap or in the morning, her whole body shakes, often for several minutes.
She gets tired very quickly. After playing for a long time, she'll often put her head on the floor and rest for a few minutes. That is usually followed by her climbing into my lap to rest or nurse.
There are a number of things that may be going on, including muscular dystrophy, a metabolic disorder or cerebral palsy. The doctor didn't think it would be a metabolic problem, he said that she doesn't seem to have the characteristics of a child with a metabolic problem. So, that leaves cerebral palsy or muscular dystrophy. Or it still could be nothing...
Muscular dystrophy is a degenerative disorder, which means that it just keeps getting worse, not only would her developmental progress slow down, but it would regress. Cerebral palsy is a neurological disorder that usually resulted from some sort of damage to the brain, generally in utero. It is not progressive. She could make progress with physical therapy (and perhaps occupational therapy, as she also has a fine motor delay), but she may need crutches or braces or other walking assistance. If it's mild cerebral palsy, it may be barely noticeable to other people that anything is wrong at all.
From now on, I'm going to use this blog to update on her progress and her diagnosis, when/if we ever get one. I'm doing research like crazy to try and figure out what the best options are for us, and right now all we can do it to help Lily gain as much functionality with her gross motor and fine motor skills as we can. This will probably mean regular physical therapy and perhaps occupational therapy. We also will have a feeding specialist come out and observe Lily eating, which would tell us if she has has low muscle tone with her facial muscles, which would explain her incredible pickiness and low weight.
On a more positive note, while the EI specialist was doing the assessment on Lily, she was impressed by Lily's language development and her cognitive development. She said that Lily is very smart...which, of course, we knew. I mean, look at who her parents are...
By her 9 month appt, the doc diagnosed her with failure to thrive and suggested that we do some testing, just to make sure iron levels, lead levels, etc were all normal. They were.
Fast forward to her 12 month appt and she again had a very small weight gain. She weighed only 15lbs 15oz. Which means that she had gained only 6-1/2 lbs in her first year of life. More testing. Cystic fibrosis- negative. Celiac disease- negative. Thyroid probs-negative.
Ok...
When Lily was 14 months she finally started being interested in trying to walk. Until this point she had barely done much cruising and, although she had been scooting around for months, she never crawled. As she started practicing walking, I noticed that her right foot was dragging. She could make large motions with her left foot, but the right one continued to drag.
I called the Early Intervention program in our county. Between the EI specialist and our doctor we now know that Lily has hypotonia, which means low muscle tone. She is very wobbly when trying to walk and cannot stand on her own for more than 5-10 seconds.
And, although she no longer seems to be dragging her right leg, we've since noticed several other areas where she's not developing correctly.
She has a tremor in her hands and trunk. This is especially noticeable when she is trying to do small motor tasks, like grabbing a pen or putting a coin in a slot. Also, when she's tired. When she first wakes up from a nap or in the morning, her whole body shakes, often for several minutes.
She gets tired very quickly. After playing for a long time, she'll often put her head on the floor and rest for a few minutes. That is usually followed by her climbing into my lap to rest or nurse.
There are a number of things that may be going on, including muscular dystrophy, a metabolic disorder or cerebral palsy. The doctor didn't think it would be a metabolic problem, he said that she doesn't seem to have the characteristics of a child with a metabolic problem. So, that leaves cerebral palsy or muscular dystrophy. Or it still could be nothing...
Muscular dystrophy is a degenerative disorder, which means that it just keeps getting worse, not only would her developmental progress slow down, but it would regress. Cerebral palsy is a neurological disorder that usually resulted from some sort of damage to the brain, generally in utero. It is not progressive. She could make progress with physical therapy (and perhaps occupational therapy, as she also has a fine motor delay), but she may need crutches or braces or other walking assistance. If it's mild cerebral palsy, it may be barely noticeable to other people that anything is wrong at all.
From now on, I'm going to use this blog to update on her progress and her diagnosis, when/if we ever get one. I'm doing research like crazy to try and figure out what the best options are for us, and right now all we can do it to help Lily gain as much functionality with her gross motor and fine motor skills as we can. This will probably mean regular physical therapy and perhaps occupational therapy. We also will have a feeding specialist come out and observe Lily eating, which would tell us if she has has low muscle tone with her facial muscles, which would explain her incredible pickiness and low weight.
On a more positive note, while the EI specialist was doing the assessment on Lily, she was impressed by Lily's language development and her cognitive development. She said that Lily is very smart...which, of course, we knew. I mean, look at who her parents are...
Monday, November 30, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
I'm a Faucet Again!!
At Lily's 6 month appt, we discovered that she had only gained 11 oz in two months! I was suspecting that I had some milk supply issues, so I needed to do something about it.
I went what I thought was the easiest route and ate 1-1/2 cups of oatmeal per day for the last month in order to boost my boobie milk supply. But, now I think I would rather get every one of my teeth pulled out than to ever look at that mushy stuff again.
So, it's time to go with something a little more potent: fenugreek. Fenugreek is an herb that they (I have no idea who 'they' are) put in capsules and will apparently boost my milk supply. The bottle also says it helps with digestion. Not sure sure how those are related, but whatever.
I took two pills yesterday and this morning I woke up with boobie milk all over my nightgown, all over my bed, all over the walls, the floor, and the ceiling (ok, that's a bit much). So, it was a success!! I'm going to take Lily back to the doc in a couple of weeks and hopefully she will have gained some weight. Maybe I could just give her some of my extra weight. I've got plenty.
I went what I thought was the easiest route and ate 1-1/2 cups of oatmeal per day for the last month in order to boost my boobie milk supply. But, now I think I would rather get every one of my teeth pulled out than to ever look at that mushy stuff again.
So, it's time to go with something a little more potent: fenugreek. Fenugreek is an herb that they (I have no idea who 'they' are) put in capsules and will apparently boost my milk supply. The bottle also says it helps with digestion. Not sure sure how those are related, but whatever.
I took two pills yesterday and this morning I woke up with boobie milk all over my nightgown, all over my bed, all over the walls, the floor, and the ceiling (ok, that's a bit much). So, it was a success!! I'm going to take Lily back to the doc in a couple of weeks and hopefully she will have gained some weight. Maybe I could just give her some of my extra weight. I've got plenty.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Push-Ups Kick My Ass
Apparently, push-ups are good to help you with any problem area (including flabby stomach, dimply butt, and spaghetti arms), because this is the only move that's included in every damn workout DVD out there!
But, I actually like that push-ups are included on every DVD because it means that there is at least one chance every DVD where I get to walk into the kitchen and pour myself a nice cold glass of water (or vodka) without having to hit the stop button on my DVD player.
Why don't I do the push-ups? In 5 simple words:
Because They Kick My Ass.
Simple as that. I'm no hero. I'm not doing this to show off. I don't want to do a faceplant into my carpet. Seriously, there has GOT to be another exercise that can help me get rid of the wiggly jiggly under my arm. Really.
And while I'm on the topic of exercises that suck: Plank exercises. I was first introduced to these beauties on my Wii Fit. In no way is my body ever supposed to be in this position:
unless I'm lying with my back flat on the ground. In the snow. About to make a snow angel. Who thought of this?
But, I actually like that push-ups are included on every DVD because it means that there is at least one chance every DVD where I get to walk into the kitchen and pour myself a nice cold glass of water (or vodka) without having to hit the stop button on my DVD player.
Why don't I do the push-ups? In 5 simple words:
Because They Kick My Ass.
Simple as that. I'm no hero. I'm not doing this to show off. I don't want to do a faceplant into my carpet. Seriously, there has GOT to be another exercise that can help me get rid of the wiggly jiggly under my arm. Really.
And while I'm on the topic of exercises that suck: Plank exercises. I was first introduced to these beauties on my Wii Fit. In no way is my body ever supposed to be in this position:
unless I'm lying with my back flat on the ground. In the snow. About to make a snow angel. Who thought of this?
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